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Dads are great! Dad jokes are great! Bamboo socks from EcoSox are great! Mix them all together, and what do you have? Another hilarious Father's Day dad joke top 10 list. You'll either laugh or groan, but at least your feet will be comfortable.
WEST CARROLLTON, Ohio - OhioPen -- Bamboo Socks for Dads
Dad's are great, and their jokes are even better! Here's a salute to all the great dads out there this Father's Day. And don't they deserve to wear the most comfortable bamboo socks? Grab him a pair of bamboo dress socks or bamboo hiking socks and show him how much you love him and his jokes. #dadsrocksocks
10. What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
Garden Hose!
9. What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
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A Sock Broker.
8. What did one new bamboo sock say to the other?
"Great things are afoot!"
7. Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, "Shoe-manji?"
Dwayne "The Sock" Johnson!
6. What did the bamboo sock-wearing husband tell his wife before going to work?
It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!
5. How are bamboo socks like Boy Scouts?
They always come pre-paired.
4 .The other day, my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock?
To which I replied, "Nothing; they both involve mitosis."
3. What does a sock smell like?
Defeat
2. What do you call people who only wear bamboo socks at night?
Sockturnal
1. You're wearing two different colored bamboo socks.
That's ok; I go by thickness.
Funny right?!? You betcha! If you like these dad jokes, you'll love EcoSox Bamboo Socks for Men. Kids, get some for this Father's Day or, more likely, dads; go ahead and pick some up for yourself. You're probably buying them either way.
Happy Father's Day!!!
Dad's are great, and their jokes are even better! Here's a salute to all the great dads out there this Father's Day. And don't they deserve to wear the most comfortable bamboo socks? Grab him a pair of bamboo dress socks or bamboo hiking socks and show him how much you love him and his jokes. #dadsrocksocks
10. What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
Garden Hose!
9. What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
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A Sock Broker.
8. What did one new bamboo sock say to the other?
"Great things are afoot!"
7. Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, "Shoe-manji?"
Dwayne "The Sock" Johnson!
6. What did the bamboo sock-wearing husband tell his wife before going to work?
It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!
5. How are bamboo socks like Boy Scouts?
They always come pre-paired.
4 .The other day, my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock?
To which I replied, "Nothing; they both involve mitosis."
3. What does a sock smell like?
Defeat
2. What do you call people who only wear bamboo socks at night?
Sockturnal
1. You're wearing two different colored bamboo socks.
That's ok; I go by thickness.
Funny right?!? You betcha! If you like these dad jokes, you'll love EcoSox Bamboo Socks for Men. Kids, get some for this Father's Day or, more likely, dads; go ahead and pick some up for yourself. You're probably buying them either way.
Happy Father's Day!!!
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